"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
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"I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.“
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"If we are to garner sustained U.S. domestic support for future trade agreements, we have to make sure those Americans who have suffered as a consequence of past agreements have an effective social safety net, adjustment assistance, opportunities for retraining and new job creation that enables all Americans to thrive."
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