Frank Carson
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
-Frank Carson
car
I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.
-Frank Carson
funny
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
-Frank Carson
health
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
-Frank Carson
marriage
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