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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

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"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

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"You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

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"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

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"You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

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"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

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"Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue."

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"Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner."

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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

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"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

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"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

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"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."

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"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate."

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"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

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"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

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Featured Quotes by Jay Leno

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"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."

"You aren't famous until my mother has heard of you."

"Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day."

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."

"Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue."

"Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner."

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution."

"Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate."

"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it."

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"

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