Larry David

"I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'"

"The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore."

"Obviously comedic styles do change."

"Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens."

"The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch."

"When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom."