Robert Benchley

"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."

"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

"You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."

"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."

"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."