Jack Benny

• "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.“
• "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.“
• "Gags die, humor doesn't.“
• "Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.“

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