Jack Benny
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
-Jack Benny
age
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
-Jack Benny
funny
Gags die, humor doesn't.
-Jack Benny
humor
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
-Jack Benny
sports
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