Joe E. Lewis
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
-Joe E. Lewis
diet
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
-Joe E. Lewis
funny
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
-Joe E. Lewis
funny
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
-Joe E. Lewis
sports
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
-Joe E. Lewis
work
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