Johnny Carson

"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"

"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."

"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."

"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."