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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

-Abraham Lincoln

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

-Winston Churchill

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

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Time spent with cats is never wasted.

-Sigmund Freud

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

-Josh Billings

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I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.

-Edgar Allan Poe

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There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

-Albert Schweitzer

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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.

-Anatole France

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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no criticisms.

-George Eliot

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Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.

-Alfred A. Montapert

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

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The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

-Charles de Gaulle

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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

-Woodrow Wilson

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

-Steven Wright

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The dog is the god of frolic.

-Henry Ward Beecher

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To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.

-Aldous Huxley

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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

-Robert Benchley

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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

-Kinky Friedman

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Dogs are my favorite people.

-Richard Dean Anderson

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I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.

-James Herriot

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The smallest feline is a masterpiece.

-Leonardo da Vinci

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I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul.

-Jean Cocteau

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

-Robert Benchley

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Never wear anything that panics the cat.

-P. J. O'Rourke

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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

-Fran Lebowitz

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